October 2011
Oh, so this is what she means: The next time I... →
budgiebazooka:
The next time I start to think it’s an okay idea to go shopping with my mom could someone please remind me it is always a bad idea? She needs a cheerleading team bigger than I can manage, and does not like anything that anyone has ever designed in the history of fashion except for things which she…
Tip for next time: send me instead. Idk why, but mom really enjoys...
Patrick Wolf - House →
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Oh, so this is what she means: Using Real... →
drpepperr:
drtanner:
thisisnotpsychology:
What Will Your Character Do When Disaster Strikes? by Carolyn Kaufman, PsyD
Characterization and Conflict: Using Psychological Tests to Improve Your Writing by Carolyn Kaufman, PsyD
Gathering Information from Characters:…
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True story:
speakgirl:
melissikins:
I am on ambien for insomnia and sometimes the ambien gets the better of me. Last night was one of those nights. I was ambien-drunk and at 1AMish decided to steal a neighbor’s anti-choice sign. I was making a break for it, but my roommate was like, ‘no, wait, you’re not wearing pants!’
‘Fuck it,’ said I. ‘I don’t need pants for this.’
‘No, you do,’ she said. ‘You...
I am going to go have coffee with my boyfriend's...
To be honest, I’m not afraid of her, but I’m afraid of what will happen to Avery and I if his mom and I just can’t get along.
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I want to post something super personal, but my...
Long story short, it turns out that if you use too much of a certain topical medication it will have pretty close to the opposite of the intended effect.
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I FOUND SOMETHING THAT WENT MISSING IN MY MOVE.
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budgiebazooka replied to your post: I have an idea.
What are you doing up young lady
Nothingggg…
No, actually, nothing. I couldn’t sleep after about four or so.
zoeawesome asked: we should skype soon, we havent spoken in foreverrrrrrr :) miss you!
I have an idea.
:>
blissandzen asked: I'm a doubly divorced old boy scout who's had premarital, postmarital, and extramarital sex with a pretty serious number of folks myself, my vocabulary is atrocious, I have three nipples and a penis, and I'm more a lady than most of the crusty Southern types who use the term as a divisive tool. Loved your response. Good job.
Have you ever noticed
blissandzen:
budgiebazooka:
ryanvoid:
budgiebazooka:
ryanvoid:
that when somebody refers to themselves as a “lady”, it’s usually in a comparative context that judges other people for doing things that they choose not to? “Because I was raised to be a lady, I don’t have premarital sex.” “Because I’m a lady, I don’t raise my voice or curse or wear low-cut tops.” I mean, honestly, good for...
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Gender update (because hell, I can't expect y'all...
Most of you who know me know that I’m kind of always in gender transition. I’ve been definitely a girl, and definitely a boy, and neither, and both, and a butch female, and femme guy, and a whole bunch of other things.
But here is what I am NOW.
McKinley Madeline Jennings-Bowler (legal name change imminent) is absolutely genderqueer. Currently he (she?) is going through a burst of...
I've made some decisions.
I AM COMING BACK TO TUMBLR (but i am unfollowing some blogs because my dash is too full)
I am getting my act together when it comes to diet and fitness (this is not a skinny thing, it is a health thing)
I am going to come clean about my gender (to be explained in later post)
I want to introduce my boyfriend to more of my family
I am going to learn how to sew
I am going to help my boyfriend...
August 2011
DOCTOR WHO SPOILERS WITHIN.
So… they left Hitler in the closet.
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Avery is a beast
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“Shout if you get in trouble.” “Don’t worry, I’m quite the screamer. Now there’s a spoiler for you.”
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"And Doctor Song, you've got that face on again"
“What face?”
“The he’s hot when he’s clever face”
“This is my normal face.”
“Yes it is.”
“Oh shut up.”
“Not a chance.”
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I'M UP HERE BEING CLEVER AND THERE'S NO ONE...
WHAT’S THE POINT IN HAVING YOU ALL?
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So, Avery and I threw a Doctor Who launch party,...
So we’re sitting in a pile of food watching Impossible Astronaut.
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This is it, then? Right place?
Nowhere? Middle of? Yeah. This is it.
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My phone is lost.
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July 2011
The real meaning of "come over and chill."
zarekamery:
fuckbudd1es:
Hmmm…. Not appropriate to ask Boyfriend to “come over and chill” when mutual friends and his sister and brother-in-law are following me? Yeah I think so.
HEY COME OVER AND CHILL.
speak, girl: periods →
speakgirl:
According to my online period tracker (which is, for the most part, still set to my cycle before I started HBC) my period is set to arrive in four days. This would make sense, considering how I’ve been feeling lately (eating everything, crying inexplicably, mood irregularity, back pain.) Thing is,…
I totally had several epic periods in my first few months of hbc. Apparently,...
Did everyone's mom have a Jane Fonda workout...
zarekamery:
Mine does, Cat’s does, Boyfriend’s mom might. I swear. Every woman between 40- 60 who has a kid has a Jane Friggin Fonda workout tape.
My mom had an audio tape of Jane Fonda doing workout instruction, but she didn’t like it and she gave it away before she had kids.
From The Den: Day 2 of Avery's Tumblfox adventures →
zarekamery:
Wisdom teeth suck. Not having them sucks. However, not having them because of surgery after 3 doctors tell you that if you don’t get them out soon, your crazy teeth (that were actually growing in like this:
not even kidding…) will wrap around your nerve that you have in your jaw and will fuck…
Let’s make a cake.
May 2011
Watchmuhdeeco:
justjaimee:
moonhymns:
believeinmyths:
sirmitchell:
I was not expecting it.
RAPTURE.
DEAD. I’M DEAD.
CAITIE
Watchsomebodystolemywallet:
A woman makes her own social science experiment. First, while very plain looking, she asked for free cake, and free taxi rides. She was rejected on every request but once. Then she got fully made up with heels, make up, and a revealing dress. She basically has everything thrown at her for free.
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Dear modern society,
Why you look down on “plain” girls?
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