budgiebazooka:

The next time I start to think it’s an okay idea to go shopping with my mom could someone please remind me it is always a bad idea? She needs a cheerleading team bigger than I can manage, and does not like anything that anyone has ever designed in the history of fashion except for things which she…

Tip for next time: send me instead. Idk why, but mom really enjoys shopping with me and usually stays in an okay mood. Idk, bro.

drpepperr:

drtanner:

thisisnotpsychology:

• What Will Your Character Do When Disaster Strikes?
  by Carolyn Kaufman, PsyD
• Characterization and Conflict: Using Psychological Tests to Improve Your Writing
  by Carolyn Kaufman, PsyD
• Gathering Information from Characters:…

GPOY

speakgirl:

melissikins:

I am on ambien for insomnia and sometimes the ambien gets the better of me. Last night was one of those nights. I was ambien-drunk and at 1AMish decided to steal a neighbor’s anti-choice sign. I was making a break for it, but my roommate was like, ‘no, wait, you’re not wearing pants!’ 

‘Fuck it,’ said I. ‘I don’t need pants for this.’

‘No, you do,’ she said. ‘You really do.’ And she made me put on pants. Then, she made me put on shoes. Then, I totally stole the shit out of that sign.

Remember kids: friends don’t let friends steal anti-choice signs pantsless.

I used to call Avery while on ambien all the time. From what I can remember, I frequently obsessed over whether or not the tinman was a robot.

To be honest, I’m not afraid of her, but I’m afraid of what will happen to Avery and I if his mom and I just can’t get along.

budgiebazooka:

manoverboardagain:

knitmeapony:

woven-arteries:

dr-wtfox:

tehblackbird:

rainbowballz:

Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and look at Anderson Cooper holding a sloth.

Co-signed.

Anderson Cooper holding a sloth, everybody.

this is flawless

Ahahah that sloth is all ‘aw yeah’.

i want to be that sloth.

gratuitous photo of everything that makes just-alittlegreen happy

Uggghhhhh ANDERSON COOPER, BE MY MAN-COUGAR. 

Long story short, it turns out that if you use too much of a certain topical medication it will have pretty close to the opposite of the intended effect.

budgiebazooka replied to your post: I have an idea.

What are you doing up young lady

Nothingggg…

No, actually, nothing. I couldn’t sleep after about four or so.